“People are just as wonderful as sunsets if you let them be. When I look at a sunset, I don't find myself saying, "Soften the orange a bit on the right hand corner." I don't try to control a sunset. I watch with awe as it unfolds.” (Carl Rogers)

Monday, 16 March 2009

Classic joke of the day

A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage.

When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor.

When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "You idiot, you've woken the bald man instead of me!"

Don't blame me - Professor Mary Beard has been examining the manuscript of "Philogelos", the oldest collection of jokes. And I'm on holiday from friday, so expect a joke a day this week...

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