“People are just as wonderful as sunsets if you let them be. When I look at a sunset, I don't find myself saying, "Soften the orange a bit on the right hand corner." I don't try to control a sunset. I watch with awe as it unfolds.” (Carl Rogers)
:-D that gave me a good chuckle, hope you managed to laugh too!
I think you should write the Tourist Brochure for Great Grims-by .... What a pain though! I could hear Victor Meldrew (One Foot in the Grave) saying " I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!"